KLEIN'S LAWS

Truths and Observations by Chuck Klein and others

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"KLEIN'S 1st LAW:
No Lying, No Cheating, No Stealing. No Exceptions, No Excuses."

"KLEIN'S COROLLARY TO KLEIN'S FIRST LAW:
Vital Exigent Circumstance integrated with the Lesser of Two Evils Doctrine supersedes all guiding principles."

"KLEIN'S LAW OF LAWS:
We are NOT a nation of laws - we are a nation of constitutions. Laws, statutes, court decrees, presidential edicts are subservient to constitutions."

"KLEIN'S CONSTITUTIONAL LAW:
The Constitution should be amended to say: For every new law, statute or ordinance - two must be repealed."

"KLEIN'S LAW OF AMERICAN JURISPRUDENCE:
American justice may be blindfolded, but human frailties and political pressure tempts peeking by the justices themselves."

"KLEIN'S LAW OF JUDICIAL IMPARTIALITY:
When a judge imparts his instructions or charges to a jury; that jury is no longer impartial."

"KLEIN'S LAW OF EMPLOYMENT:
Everyone should have at least one job in his or her lifetime where they start each day with the revelation, 'You mean they pay me to do this?'"

"KLEIN'S LAW OF SALES OR OTHER REQUESTS:
The worst they can do is say: 'No.'"

"KLEIN'S LAW OF ONE'S DUTY TO SOCIETY:
Everyone should put something back into his or her community."

"KLEIN'S LAW OF THE FUTURE:
The longevity of any republic or democracy is dependent upon: The 4th Estate's ability to identify and expose the 5th Column(s) in a manner framed by the 4th Dimension."

"KLEIN'S 1st LAW OF GOVERNMENT:
The number of voters impacted by government-originated funds is directly proportional to the proliferation and power of government and inversely proportional to the ideals of a republic."

"KLEIN'S 2nd LAW OF GOVERNMENT:
For every government action or inaction, there will be unequal and unintended reactions. "

"KLEIN'S 1st THEORY OF THE EVOLUTION OF CREATION:
After creating the heavens and earth, our G-d made the sun - on the third day. Whereas, there was no sun on the first two days, those days might have been 24 gazillion +/- days long. During that time, another god may have made a sun and then populated the earth with his designs (pre-historic man). Then, that god's sun burned out killing off his life-forms. Our G-d returns (about 6000 years ago from today) and creates the current sun and our ancestors, Adam and Eve."

"KLEIN'S 2nd THEORY OF THE EVOLUTION OF CREATION:
Our G-d created the heavens and earth and all the rest of the stuff, including pre-historic man, about 24 gazillion +/- years ago. After a fashion, He realized His cavemen hadn’t progressed very far and He rid the earth of them. Then, about 6000 years ago, from today, He created Adam and Eve – and gave them sufficient mental powers to allow their future generations to advance imaginatively. Checking in now, our G-d might be disappointed inasmuch as the progress He hoped for has spawned perpetual wars, species extinction and pollution of His streams and oceans, which raises the question: Will He “rid the earth” of us to create a new and better Adam and Eve?"

"KLEIN'S THEORY OF TIME:
When it comes to discovering the origins of the universe, all the earth/orbit telescopes, X-ray/radio scopes and infrared/laser gizmos are inconsequential should man conquer the 4th dimension."

"KLEIN'S COROLLARY TO KLEIN'S THEORY OF TIME:
G_d may not have provided mere mortals with the ability to conquer the 4th dimension, as thus empowered, man might be tempted to alter His plans and designs."

"KLEIN'S COROLLARY TO EINSTEIN'S THEORY OF RELATIVITY:
All matters that are not matters of matter, are matters of perspective."

"KLEIN’S LAW OF THE UNIVERSE(S):
The Commonality between scientist, creationist and evolutionist is the question: What lies beyond The Beyond?"

"KLEIN’S LAW OF FAIRNESS:
Fairness is not fair if it forces someone else to give up what's fairly theirs."

"KLEIN’S LAW OF BEAUTY:
If beauty lies in the eye of the beholder and the beholder doesn't see the beauty to behold, the beholder might be vision impaired."

"KLEIN'S 1st LAW OF LIFE:
The secret to life is the ability to adapt to change."

"KLEIN'S 2nd LAW OF LIFE:
To a parent, nothing, absolutely nothing, can emulate the loss of a child."

"KLEIN'S 3rd LAW OF LIFE:
It is a blessing if our parents are spared the pain and anguish of out-living us. We are, however, always astounded to be blessed so soon."

"KLEIN'S 4th LAW OF LIFE:
Living outside the lines tends to spawn euphoric frustrations which ofttimes is the only route to deep personal satisfaction."

"KLEIN'S 5th LAW OF LIFE:
Regrets haunt...not for the things we did, but for the things we didn't do."

"KLEIN'S 6th LAW OF LIFE:
Upon attaining the age of four score, the question that comes to mind is: 'Do I have 20 years, 20 days or 20 minutes?'"

"KLEIN'S 7th LAW OF LIFE:
Bad debts, criminal convictions and dishonor may haunt for a lifetime - ask any inmate."

"KLEIN'S 8th LAW OF LIFE:
Good credit, legitimacy and integrity will enhance life - ask anyone who has achieved these attributes."

"KLEIN'S 9th LAW OF LIFE:
Just because we went to high school together, doesn't mean we're friends . . . but if we meet again at our reunion, I'm sure we will be."

"KLEIN'S 10th LAW OF LIFE:
I thought yesterday was the best day of my life . . . until I experienced today. Perhaps tomorrow will be even better!"

"KLEIN'S 11th LAW OF LIFE:
Never take irrevocable action without first getting another person’s input."

"KLEIN'S 12th LAW OF LIFE:
You can't bury your troubles by digging in other peoples' dirt."

"KLEIN'S 13th LAW OF LIFE:
A balance between being a good storyteller of facts or fiction and asking sincere questions will yield respect, success and friendship."

"KLEIN'S 1st LAW OF G_D's EXISTENCE:
G_d exists, because without him we wouldn't."

"KLEIN'S 2nd LAW OF G_D's EXISTENCE:
That inner voice you hear every time you're about to do something wrong. . . is G_d speaking to you."

"KLEIN'S 3rd LAW OF G_D's EXISTENCE:
G_d has blessed us all, it's just that some of us have a difficult time recognizing it."

"KLEIN'S LAW OF THE DEATH PENALTY:
Vengeance may be the province of the Lord, but retribution belongs to the people."

"KLEIN'S LAW OF GRATITUDE:
If the question is: Is the glass half full or half empty? The answer is: Thank you for the half glass."

"KLEIN'S 1st LAW OF RIGHTS:
Rights are only such when they don't infringe upon the rights of others. One's right to swing his fist ends where the other person's nose begins. Of course, if one keeps his fist concealed in his pocket he is violating no one's rights. On the same token, for example, if a law-abiding citizen goes about his legal business with a firearm concealed in his pocket he is no more infringing the rights of any other person than the theater-goer who keeps the word "fire" concealed in his mouth."

"KLEIN'S 2nd LAW OF RIGHTS:
All Americans have the right to remain silent; many, however, don't have the ability."

"KLEIN'S 3rd LAW OF RIGHTS:
You have the right to ask me any question you wish, as long as your allow me the right to refuse to answer any question I wish."

"KLEIN'S 4th LAW OF RIGHTS:
There is no statute, law or constitutional right that guarantees life is fair."

"KLEIN'S LAW OF SCHOOLS:
Framing the 10 Commandments in our schools might work for some, but posting the first 10 Amendments would work for all."

"KLEIN'S MARITAL LAW FOR MEN:

Any man who admits to his wife that he can sometimes be dumb, can get away with a lot of dumb stuff."

"KLEIN'S 1st LAW OF COMMON SENSE:
Some people seem to have more dollars than sense."

"KLEIN'S 2nd LAW OF COMMON SENSE:
The middle ground between the far left and ultra right."

"KLEIN'S 3rd LAW OF COMMON SENSE:

The ability to know when to stick your nose in your neighbor's business and when to ignore him."

"KLEIN'S 4th LAW OF COMMON SENSE:
The space between unmitigated hatred and unquestioning faith."

"KLEIN'S 5th LAW OF COMMON SENSE: 
The ability to consider information and render an opinion or take action; the results of which best benefit the affected persons."

"KLEIN'S 1st LAW OF THREATS:
Adversaries will choose a viable option rather than threats of force if they believe you can deliver both."

"KLEIN'S 2nd LAW OF THREATS:
It might not be in one's best interest to tell another what to do - without the authority, power and ability to enforce this de facto threat." (see Klein's Laws on Bluffing)

"KLEIN'S 1st LAW OF BLUFFING:
Bluffing one's authority, power or ability is a great tactical move . . . if you pull it off."

"KLEIN'S 2nd LAW OF BLUFFING:
For every bluff tendered, there should be a plan B."

"KLEIN'S LAW OF DREAMS:
Never being able to satiate aspirations is better than not having any fantasies at all."

"KLEIN'S LAW OF VOTING:
Any politician that doesn't trust me, a law-abiding, trained citizen, with a firearm to protect myself and my family, clearly cannot be trusted with other matters of importance."

"KLEIN'S LAW OF OUTRAGE:
The resentment and contempt we gun owners have toward the anti-gunners is not that they are exercising their 1st Amendment right to redress our government - it's the outrage that they work to infringe our 2nd Amendment right via laws and court orders rather than seeking to amend the Constitution."

"KLEIN'S 1st LAW OF SURVIVAL:
The second to last thing a morally responsible, prudent person wants to do is kill another human being regardless of how reprehensible, villainous or dangerous that person might be. The last thing this morally responsible, prudent person wants to do is be killed by that reprehensible, villainous and dangerous person."

"KLEIN'S 2nd LAW OF SURVIVAL:
All the rules, statutes, restraining orders, 911 calls, hand to hand combat technics, aerosol spray Mace, run & hide or other pseudo protective measures will never equal the effectiveness of a firearm when faced with an unwarranted and deadly criminal attack."

"KLEIN'S 3rd LAW OF SURVIVAL:
If you're ever in a situation where another person is about to murder you, at that moment, you'd trade all your worldly possessions for a firearm. And, if that threat was to kill your child or your grandchild, you'd sell your soul for a gun."

"KLEIN'S 4th LAW OF SURVIVAL:
Knowing how to shoot is the easy part. Knowing when is the important part."

"KLEIN'S 5th LAW OF SURVIVAL:
Losing a gun battle is forever; but the aftermath of surviving a firefight, with the possibility of criminal prosecution and civil suit, might be worse."

"KLEIN'S 6th LAW OF SURVIVAL:
If you believe that psychological tough talk will enable you to bluff your way out of a dangerous situation, you might be wrong...dead wrong. Super-predators - losers with nothing to lose - can't be bluffed."

"KLEIN'S 7th LAW OF SURVIVAL:
There's lots worse things than being killed by some thug - one is: watching a family member die at the hands of this thug because you were a fool for not carrying a gun."

"KLEIN'S 8th LAW OF SURVIVAL:
If all the guns in the world could somehow be magically removed; the weak, frail and vulnerable would have no way of protecting themselves from the thugs with bats, clubs and knives."

"KLEIN'S 9th LAW OF SURVIVAL:
All Americans have the inherent and constitutional right to be free of fear from armed citizens. However, this right does not extend to usurping or disparaging other American's inalienable 2nd and 9th Amendment rights to be free of fear from thugs intent on doing them harm."

"KLEIN'S 10th LAW OF SURVIVAL:
Proper training is the key to surviving attacks - lethal as well as litigious."

"KLEIN'S 11th LAW OF SURVIVAL:
Always fight a fair fight - by your definition of fair, of course."

"KLEIN'S 12th LAW OF SURVIVAL:
Always error on the side of force."

"KLEIN'S 13th LAW OF SURVIVAL:
A multi-pronged preemptive attack is better than a defensive retaliation."

"KLEIN'S 14th LAW OF SURVIVAL:
In the opening round of any battle, never strike less than twice."

"KLEIN'S 15th LAW OF SURVIVAL:
Self preservation notwithstanding, toe & heel strikes are for heels."

"KLEIN'S 16th LAW OF SURVIVAL:
Survival depends upon paranoia becoming prudence long before pogroms and flying bullets."

"KLEIN'S 17th LAW OF SURVIVAL:
If you are permitted to carry a firearm and don’t - you’re part of the problem; and if you think making it tougher for law-abiding citizens to own/carry guns by increasing regulations – you are the problem. "

"KLEIN'S LAW OF GENEROSITY:
The measure of one's generosity is not how much, but how much in relation to how much is available."

"KLEIN'S DEFINITION OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS:
A rhetorician, with a virtuosity complex, who ignores the rule of law to further a political agenda."

"KLEIN’S LAW OF SOCIAL RELEVANCY:
While most of us strive for social relevancy; geniuses disregard it, criminals can’t comprehend it and the homeless are unable to accept it."

"KLEIN'S 1st LAW OF PREJUDICE:
It does not make one a racist if they don't want to live next to or go to school with or frequent a business where certain persons flaunt an attitude, dress in prison garb, use foul language, trash the neighborhood, commit crimes or force their music on them . . . none of which have anything to do with race, religion or national origin."

"KLEIN'S 2nd LAW OF PREJUDICE:
It is a human trait to harbor some level of racial, ethnic, homophobic and/or religious prejudice. Most people are reluctant to concede this dormant bias - even when staring into a mirror. Laws, propaganda and public opinion cannot eliminate prejudice - those measures only generate tolerance by suppressing intrinsic beliefs and/or rechanneling our dislikes."

"KLEIN'S 3rd LAW OF PREJUDICE:
Everyone desires something or someone to hold onto – to love; perhaps the other side of the brain needs a hate object."

"KLEIN'S LAW OF AMERICANIZATION:
Those who fail to assimilate, to meld into the melting pot, are doomed to being the outcast."

"KLEIN'S LAW OF QUID PRO QUO:
In a Republic, if the Government takes your property under their powers of eminent domain, they must compensate you. They also have the power to lay taxes to build and maintain roads, sewers and other needs that benefit the entire community. But there is no quid pro quo when your tax money is given to victims of hurricanes, floods or other natural - but insurable - catastrophes."

"KLEIN'S LAW OF WAITING:

The length of the wait in any waiting room is inversely proportional to the quality of the reading material."

"KLEIN'S LAW OF JAIL CROWDING:
The number of police officers in any political jurisdiction is directly proportional to the number of persons arrested and inversely proportional to the time of incarceration."

"KLEIN'S LAW OF THEFT:
Never steal less than you can successfully hide and comfortably retire on - after you get out of prison."

"KLEIN'S LAW OF IRONY:
A liberal is one who will staunchly support to the death all of his fellow American's constitutional rights - except one, the 2nd Amendment. Ironically that's the one he might need to successfully win the fight."

"KLEIN'S LAW OF COPS & ROBBERS:

It's just as exciting to be the chaser as it is the chasee; the significant difference being, the chaser gets to go home at night and then do it again the next day."

"KLEIN'S 1st LAW OF PUBLIC SAFETY:
Any firefighter or police officer who doesn't believe that cowardice is a fate worse than death, is in the wrong business."

"KLEIN'S 2nd LAW OF PUBLIC SAFETY:
The American Police Officer: A balance of benevolence to the community with enforcement of the law, in concert to the Constitution, all the while adhering to highest moral and ethical ideals."

"KLEIN'S LAW OF SOCIETAL PERPETUATION:
The survival of any society is dependent upon the balance of pro-active to re-active enforcement of its laws."

"KLEIN'S 1st LAW OF CRIMINAL ACTIVITY:
Carry on fool, Hell ain't half full."

"KLEIN'S 2nd LAW OF CRIMINAL ACTIVITY:
The amount of time spent engaging in illegal conduct is directly proportional to chances of incarceration and inversely proportional to honoring family, country and self."

"KLEIN'S LAW OF WORDS:
Never argue semantics with a writer - it's their stock in trade."

"KLEIN'S 1st LAW OF PLANET EARTH:
We all live up/down wind/stream from each other."

"KLEIN'S 2nd LAW OF PLANET EARTH:
Thou shalt not harvest or sell any wild animal or plant for commercial purposes."

"KLEIN'S 3rd LAW OF PLANET EARTH:

When international demand exceeds supply of finite resources, war is inevitable."

"KLEIN'S 4th LAW OF PLANET EARTH:
Unless we voluntarily return to pre-1900 world population levels - global warming/cooling, pollution and/or famine - will do it for us."

"KLEIN'S 5th LAW OF PLANET EARTH:
The finiteness of natural resources is inversely proportional to the infiniteness of world population."

"KLEIN'S 6th LAW OF PLANET EARTH:
The human species might be dependent upon discovering how to acclimate ourselves and our plants to ingest salt water - instead of trying to convert ocean water into fresh water."

"KLEIN'S LAW OF DISASTER SURVIVAL:
Disaster Survival is more a state of mind than the amount of supplies you can put away."

"KLEIN'S 1st LAW OF LEGACY:
Though some might last longer and/or have greater impact - all are subjective as everyone leaves a legacy."

"KLEIN'S 2nd LAW OF LEGACY:
Moral man has only two goals in life - To honor the integrity of his ancestors and to sow these seeds for his descendants."

"KLEIN'S 3rd LAW OF LEGACY:
Following fresh footsteps is easy; it’s when they fade away that acuity and tenacity evolve into leadership."

"KLEIN'S 1st LAW OF CONFLICT RESOLUTION:
The one who wins the most battles is the one who chooses which battles to enter."

"KLEIN'S 2nd LAW OF CONFLICT RESOLUTION:
Sometimes it's advantageous to purposely lose a battle in order to win the war."

"KLEIN'S LAW OF HAPPINESS:
Happiness is being guilt free."

"KLEIN'S 1st LAW OF HISTORY:
History, in and of itself, is just memories. Memories, coupled with extrapolation, are the lessons of history."

"KLEIN'S 2nd LAW OF HISTORY:
Christians and Jews are the epitome of decent, law-abiding, productive citizens; and as such, have raised the moral, ethical and living standards of all peoples."

"KLEIN'S LAW OF MEMORIES:
The best memories are those that are forever melded to the sentimental portion of the mind."

"KLEIN'S LAW OF VISION:

Some have trouble seeing the forest for the trees while others seem to be troubled seeing the trees for the forest."

"KLEIN’S LAW OF INTELLIGENCE:
Intelligence is measured, not by how well one can argue a political point, but how well they ignore their own bias when critiquing their opposite’s non-political dissertations.”

"KLEIN'S LAW OF IDEAS:
Problems arise, not from entertaining new concepts, but from not shedding old ones."

"KLEIN'S LAW OF DISCOVERIES:
Ideas, solutions and discoveries are usually found under the rock. Great ideas, solutions and discoveries are under the rock that’s under the rock."

"KLEIN'S LAW OF CREATING IDEAS:
Play solitaire. Sleep on it. Repeat as necessary"

"KLEIN'S LAW OF CREATIVE THINKERS:
Leaders harbor visions of forthcoming years; visionaries envision decades hence."

"KLEIN'S 1st LAW OF CURIOSITY:
Curiosity generates creativity that oft-times leads to innovative solutions."

"KLEIN'S 2nd LAW OF CURIOSITY:
Curiosity is to creativity, as ideas are to solutions. "

"KLEIN'S 1st LAW OF WISDOM:
Youth is fraught with the futility of convincing your parents you know what you're doing. Parenthood is fraught with the futility of imparting your wisdom upon your children. Grand parenting is fraught with futility of observing your children trying to impart wisdom on your grandchildren."

"KLEIN'S 2nd LAW OF WISDOM:
One's level of wisdom is measured more by the ability to learn from the successes and failures of others, than by one's own triumphs and mistakes."

"KLEIN'S LAW OF GRANDPARENTING:

Grandparenting generates a capacity to love far greater than you ever thought possible."

"KLEIN'S 1st LAW OF CHRISTMAS:
Christmas is an American National Holiday. It ALSO might be a religious holy day, or a holiday in other countries, but it is - in the United States of America - a de facto, official, certified, recognized National Holiday. Ramadan, Chanukah, etc. are not."

"KLEIN'S 2nd LAW OF CHRISTMAS:
The Christmas Tree may or may not be a religious symbol, but it most assuredly is a representation of Santa Claus and our National Holiday. As such, it belongs on government property."

"KLEIN'S 3rd LAW OF CHRISTMAS:
Placing a decorated Christmas tree, sans religious ornamentation, in the public domain is expected, proper and an American tradition. Manger scenes, Menorahs or KKK crosses are a different matter and have no standing for placement on public property."

"KLEIN'S 1st LAW OF CHRISTMAS GREETINGS:
To wish someone a Merry Christmas, doesn't necessarily mean that you wish them anything other than they have a happy 25th of December. Nor does it mean that you, if not a Christian, are accepting their beliefs or forsaking yours."

"KLEIN'S 2nd LAW OF CHRISTMAS GREETINGS:
For a Christian to wish a non-Christian a merry Christmas is the epitome of what this special day is all about. The Christian is saying, 'This is my special day and I wish that your day will be as wonderful as my day promises to be.'"

"KLEIN'S 3rd LAW OF CHRISTMAS GREETINGS:
For a non-Christian to receive 'Merry Christmas' from a Christian is a great compliment as in, here a fellow American, God-fearing, decent, Judeo-Christian-valued person is wishing me a good day. Thank you."

"KLEIN'S 4th LAW OF CHRISTMAS GREETINGS:
When a non-Christian wishes a Christian a merry Christmas, he or she is saying, 'I applaud and honor your right to celebrate this day that stands for the good in mankind and our common values that make this country what it is...and thanks for the day off.'"

"KLEIN'S 1st LAW OF CHRISTMAS WISHES:
To my fellow non-Christian friends: Please join me in honoring this day by reflecting on how fortunate we are to live in a country that not only allows us to choose and practice our own religion, but protects these rights."

"KLEIN'S 2nd LAW OF CHRISTMAS WISHES:

To religious fundamentalists, be they Christian, Jewish, atheist, Muslim, etc.: Please recognize that when you try to force your beliefs on others with guns, law suits, government sanctification or "majority rule" you're not exhibiting American values, merely, your own insecurities."

"KLEIN'S 3rd LAW OF CHRISTMAS WISHES:
To the little kids (of all religions) who are able to grasp Santa Claus and really don't understand religious matter: Enjoy. It's the only time in your life you will be happily conned and guilt free."

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TRUTHS AND LAWS BY OTHERS

"WILLIAM BLUM’S LAW OF RESPECT:
Respect is only respected when one, who disagrees with me, can accurately state my position."

"GERRY ADDINGTON'S LAW:
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, and shouting . . . holy cow what a ride!"
 
"TREY KLEIN’S 1st LAW:
If you’re going to do the wrong thing; make sure you do it the right way."
  
"HENRY WILLIAMSON'S LAW OF RIGHTS:

A right is not a right if it takes someone else to make it happen."

 "HENRY WILLIAMSON'S 1st LAW OF LIFE:
God made man perfect; conception begins the imperfection process."

"Lt. UMBAUGH'S LAW:
One either never carries a firearm, or one always carries, but one never sometimes carries."

"TOM HYMAN'S LAW OF FRIENDSHIP:
Friendship trumps moments of emotional stupidity and forgiveness trumps pride."

"LAW OF TROUBLE:
Temper is what gets most of us into trouble; Pride is what keeps us there."

"FOOLS LAW:
It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

"LOVIE'S LAW:
I'm not whining, I'm just reiterating the facts."

"GEORGE W. BUSH'S LAW OF JUSTICE:
Whether we bring our enemies to justice or bring justice to our enemies, justice will be done."

"CHK'S LAW OF BUSINESS:
Little troubles now, big troubles later."

"BREADWINNERS LAW:

Most breadwinners lead lives of quiet desperation."

"HELL'S ANGELS LAW:

Three can keep a secret . . . if two are dead."

"LAW OF POLITICAL PARTIES:
The Republican is the one who was robbed last night; The Democrat is the one who was arrested last night; The Libertarian is the one who shot the robber last night."

"LAW OF STATURE:
Better to be an old has-been than a never has-been."

"LAW OF EXPERIENCE:
One who claims to have ten years experience might only have one year's experience ten times."

"SIR EDWARD GREY'S LAW OF THE UNITED STATES:
A gigantic boiler. Once the fire is lighted under it there is no limit to the power it can generate."

"BORDER PATROLMAN BILL JORDAN'S LAW OF GUNFIGHTS:

There are no second place winners."

"LAW OF WINNING:
The next best thing to playing and winning, is playing and losing."

"LAW OF MARRIAGE:
Everyone experiences three loves; The one they marry, the one they're glad they didn't marry and the one that got away."

"OLD JEWISH LAW OF LIFE:
You get too pushy. . .nobody likes you."

"OLD COUNTRY LAW:
The door might not always be locked, but the gun is always loaded."

"LAW OF MOTOR VEHICLE OPERATION:

Keep the rubber side down."

"MOTORCYCLE RIDER'S LAW:
There are old motorcycle riders and there are bold motorcycle riders, but there are no old, bold motorcycle riders."

"POLICE OFFICERS LAW OF I.D.:

Badges? We don't got to show you no stinkin' badges."

"POLITICIANS LAW OF THE GOLDEN RULE:
What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine."

RICH MAN'S LAW OF THE GOLDEN RULE:
He who has the gold, makes the rules."

"DESPOT'S LAW OF THE GOLDEN RULE:

Do unto others before they do unto to you."

"WW2 FACTORY LAW (Also good for Bachelor Parties, etc.):
What you see here, what you hear here, let it stay here when you leave here."

"EDUCATION vs. EXPERIENCE LAW:
Education is what you get from reading the small print; experience is what you get from not reading it."